I'm serious, but don't call me Shirley.


socks-on-cocks:

I just teared up.

aghhhhh why am I so sappy

(Source: mcgroodz)


Via A Hipster Named Max


sexually:

HAHAHA

(Source: changetheworldlaugh)



fuckyeahhistoricalhetalia:

ass-swag:

Talks on skype leads me to this

just thought it was funny


Via




fandomwhy:

Ah, seeing this on the admin facebook really warmed my heart. 
Not!

Yeah, great, someone shoved a knife up your vag, thats… I don’t even know why people wouldwantto read something about that! 

Look, it sounds like you’re having an interestin RP to say the least, but theres a problem with making this update personal. You want an interesting idea of what to respond with well,

A.) There are a lot of people who don’t care.

B.) There are a lot of people who don’t give a fuck.

and C.) There are a lot of people who don’t want to see this.  

So next time you make an update like this one, make it private, ok toots? 

I was going to try to say something nice about it but,

~The Spatula

Allow me to explain, we were talking/trolling on a status update of an Arthur account, there was this very  odd France, whom apparently, hates women. Well, he got fed up with us. The France said that he stuck a knife up both Alice’s and Amelia’s, well, you know whats. This is just her referencing that incident.



askirllovina:

kananya:

~ SPRING CLEANING HETALIA GIVE AWAY ~


I’m doing some spring cleaning and I’m just discovering the copious amount of shit I have. Just, wow, I have so much crap it is not even funny. So, I’ll just give it all away.

I’m not really into Hetalia as much anymore, so I’m sure all my Merch could go to a fan who would enjoy it more than I do now!

What you get is basically what you see, plus 1.

Included:

~ Gilbird Plush Keychain thing

~ World Series Hetalia Season 3

~ Axis Powers Hetalia Volumes 1 + 2 In English (Not in the best condition, my apologies!)

~ Axis Powers Hetalia Volume 3 Special Edition + Special Extra Booklet In Japanese (In very good condition however)

~ “Pull my Ahoge” baby blue shirt [Size Medium Womans]

~ [NOT PICTURED] Olive green shirt [Looks like THIS] [Size Medium in Mens]

~ Germany/Italy flag pin

RULES

~ Likes count

~ Reblog as many times as you want, just be mindful of your followers. Tag it as giveaway or something so people can savior it if they choose to.

~ You don’t need to be following me, but it would be appreciated. However, keep in mind that I rarely post Hetalia.

~ It ends next Wednesday, the 25th at 6 PM EST. The Winners will be announced on the Thursday after at the latest.

~ I’ll ship anywhere

IN REGARDS TO THE T SHIRT

If you’re not a size Medium, my apologies. You could take it anyway just because or give it to a friend, or I could find some one else to give them to. You will still get everything else, though!

Best of luck!

God I’d love to actually win one of these for once



prussiansongbird:

dorkabletwilightsparkle:

nyotaliapenguin:

dakiyoshhi:

baklavagina:

resuprize:

the-fellow:

purrsandhisses:

geminispy:

amwatchingyou:

ghostpiratenordics:

empyrealwolves:

brow-sex:

rarenza:

chigiiii:

icelilly:

fireheart14:

So I made one of these dumb things out of boredom. Sorry if it sucks.

Mine is “Spain got drunk with me because he loves me” :/

Egypt got drunk with me because he loves me.

Would of preferred someone else… :/

China cleaned my house because he hates me.

Alright then…

England sold me weapons because I’m shiny.

Russia cooked me dinner because he loves me

:’D what a sweety

Spain played soccer with me because I am pretty.

There’s something wrong with this sentence.

Italy played soccer with me because I’m cool.

Belarus seized my vital regions because I’mm sexy.

… Wow, I feel like Gilbert XD

And for my another birthday:

Italy sold me weapons because I’m pretty.

England got drunk with me because I’m awesome

England seized my vital regions because of reasons. OvO

France sold me weapons because I’m awesome <

Canada cleaned my house because I’m smart. Wow thanks Canada glad to know intelligence puts you in a cleaning mood.

CHINA PLAYED SOCCER WITH ME CUS IM PURDY

Canada declared war on me because he was bored

Prussia kissed me because he was bored

:I
Where are the days 9,10,and 11? 
Oh wait, Im stupid, pfffft, I see them now 

Prussia made an alliance with me because of reasons :I

England cleaned my house because I’m awesome. Seems legit.


Via


chandeluresinitaly:

brofancy:

Feel free to suggest memes @here

ZERE ARE SINGLES IN MEIN AREA?

OOOO~

MSDFJDSGNJF

not sure whether to laugh or be concerned

…-Giggling like a moron at the fact they actually used German-
SINGLES IN HIS AREA~ Oh mai.

(Source: bububean)


Via


animeandallthatjazz:

lilleofthevalley:

kolkolrussia:

lanuminga:

hopethehero:

fuckyeahhetalianhistory:

BAHAHAHAHAHA YES

perf

yes!

I will reblog this every time I see it on my dash

*dying*

Oh France…


needleinaneedlestack:

luvs it! <3


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